December 2011
That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's...
:
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
You should date an illiterate girl.
Date a girl who doesn’t read. Find her in...
– Charles Warnke (via touristinyourlife)